Greg: all pets are just like their owners.
27: well, i guess that explains why my cat is such an irritable asshole.
Turning, tossing and turning
My love is burning me down.
- the smoking popes
And everyone's lying like rugs,
and everyone thinks I'm on drugs,
but I'm just fucked up on life.
- the mister t experience
And I'm not what I used to be,
mostly cause I refuse to be.
- the mister t experience
Friend. Good.
- Frankenstein
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
- Douglas Adams
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
- William S. Burroughs
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
- Paul Valery
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
- William Gibson
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
- Robert Anton Wilson
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
- Isaac Asimov
I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
- Orson Welles
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
- Frank Zappa
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
- Oscar Wilde
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
- Philip K. Dick
If you need a hug, just think of me hugging a polar bear, then the polar bear returning to canada & hugging you. If you dont need a hug, I'll ride the polar bear around like a pony. - Jeff
Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
- Thomas Jefferson
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
- A Chinese child
I am not young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
- Ronald Reagan